A very small survey conducted on hundreds of our readers shows that less than 20 percent of our readers know what the term “Asian happy ending massage” means, even though these massages can add a lot of spice and thrill to a person.
They know about the central idea, just not the name or why it even exists. We believe you should know everything, though, about Asia’s happy-ending massages and come to truly embrace all the good these massages can bring to your bedroom.
This is why we will be answering literally every question we have been asked about Asian happy-ending massages in inboxes and private emails.
What is an Asian Happy Ending Massage?
An Asian Happy Ending massage is a cute name for any massage that ends with, well, sexual satisfaction. Usually, it takes the form of a regular massage, sometimes also taking the form of a lingam or yoni massage. The difference is it ends with sexual intercourse.
The person who does the massage is usually trained in regular massage practices but also has great technique in bed so that the sex that follows is perfectly enjoyed.
The name “Asian” massage has been termed strange. I have to agree that, in a way, it is. However, I know that they are called that because these massages are quite common in Asia. In fact, there are a number of Asian spas where you can go up and get them from whichever massage therapist opts in to perform it on you.
There are speculations that the practice of Asian Massages began as a means to taunt laws against prostitution in most communities. Whilst it may seem weird in the West and also in Africa, you should know that some Asians have a not-so-conventional view about what sex should be.
Are Asian Happy Massages Common?
While no one seems to be talking about them, Asia happy ending massages are quite common. I recently reached out to a clinical therapist from Africa, asking if he knew about Asia Happy Ending Massages. Of course, his answer was yes.
I probed further, asking if he knew anyone who performed it.
His response was a chuckle. “
Yes, almost every spa here does it.”
This goes to show that even in conservative societies like Africa, people realize that sex after a massage is not much of a bad idea.
Of course, a lot of massages are already arousing. Some fun would not hurt as long as you and the therapist are safe.
How Does it Differ From a Traditional Massage?
The main difference between an Asian happy-ending massage and a traditional massage is that the former involves sexual stimulation to achieve orgasm, while the latter is solely focused on therapeutic benefits.
Who Can Get a Happy Ending Massage?
Anyone who is open to having sex! You see, the world is becoming more and more open to the reality that sex is to be enjoyed as long as consent has been given.
The only bad sex there is, is non-consensual sex, says Ubong Johnson, one of our writers.
Whether man or woman, you can get an Asian happy-ending massage. More men than women, though, opt to get non-happy-ending massages. This is probably because of the stigma around sex still clinging to women.
If you feel comfortable around it, then by all means, go ahead and have that happy-ending massage.
Who Can Give a Happy Ending Massage?
I will be very clear on this. The only persons allowed to give happy ending massages are consenting adults who understand exactly what they are in for.
While a bulk of the people who do these massages are trained therapists, even people who don’t have any formal training are usually able to perform it. As long as you are open to trying and old enough to give consent, then there is a go-ahead.
As I will discuss soon, couples can spice up their sex lives with an Asian happy-ending massage. I, in fact, recommend it. The last boring place should be your bedroom.
I have to add that one doesn’t have to be Asian before one is fit to perform a happy-ending massage.
Can Couples Give Each Other a Happy Ending Massage?
Of course, yes. And as I mentioned before, I really recommend it.
Your sex is going to feel better and very thrilling too. I know a couple whose sex life began to bloom only shortly after they began trying massages just before and or after sex.
You can make this massage into a sex game. In one of our previous articles, we spoke about sex games.
Dare your partner. And if they lose the dare, they get to give you a massage before you both have sex.
I Don’t Have a Partner. Can I Still Get an Asian Happy Ending Massage?
Yes, you can, as long as your area is not so conservative. You have just got to protect yourself. Make sure you do not accept to be given a massage from someone who doesn’t look healthy.
Take a look at their skin and, of course, avoid them if they have any skin problems that can be transferred to you. A skin issue that is very contagious is ringworm, caused by a fungus called Tinea sp.
Keep an open mind when you are being massaged. Get into the mood. And when the sex comes, savor it.
Will I have to Pay More?
In most spas, yes, you would. You will pay way more for an Asian happy-ending massage than you would pay for a regular massage.
Have a few unbudgeted bucks? It is, of course, worth the try.
How Can I Find Someone to Perform It on Me?
Find the telephone number of any spas you know about.
It is important that you talk to them about these things confidentially.
That way, both you and the person who will be performing the procedure on you are not looked at in a certain way.
Will I Enjoy Myself?
Yes, you would. I can almost guarantee that you would.
Asian Happy Ending Massages are more common than you think.